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February 02 2018

electoralcollege:

dreamhouse777:

electoralcollege:

I am a naughty little serf. I love to wallow in my sloth and indolence, and to disobey the gentry

Hey man we meeting in the tavern on Sunday (holy day) to gamble and indulge in idolatry and pride?

By God’s name, taken in vain, I say aye!

sashinova:

pink-pone:

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

IF THIS AIN’T LIFE

January 31 2018

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skipinouterspace:

doctordisaster:

freshmoviequotes:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

The United States of America (1865-2018)

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

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January 30 2018

beckyhop:

iwilleatyourenglish:

today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

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captainpoe:

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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lena-hygge:

This is from call the midwife and I was howling at this scene

youtubeandsatan:

officialearthbound:

azulafirelily:

immaplatypus:

immaplatypus:

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

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ilovemygaydad:

ireblogstuff-andineedalife:

starlight-sanders:

thehighwaysbrokenheroes:

zerofarad:

cosplayer-m:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DON’T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY DICK VAN DYKE

OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum)

OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH

Ok that’s a pretty good pitch.

Night at the Museum is seriously one of the most underappreciated movie franchises - and one of my favourites. A a giant history and film nerd, it was so refreshing to see such ACCURATE portrayals, without losing any of the huomor or the heart. I love it 

It’s also just so damn funny

DUM DUM WANT GUM GUM!

Hi you also forgot to mention how fucking gay the cowboy and roman are like even my unknowingly gay 10 y/o self could tell

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jijkooks:

reasons to stan kim namjoon

thedosian-cabbage:

thedosian-cabbage:

I have MANY grievances against Dragon Age: Inquisition not having body sliders, but just. It’s so fucking FUNNY to imagine how mage Trevelyan came out of an apparently cloistered life in the Circle looking jacked as shit.

Like did you lift Templars, Male Mage Trev? Did you carry books and whole desks singlehandedly up and down those stairs? How many Templars felt emasculated watching the Circle robes pull so taut on your shredded bod? Were you ever complained to for your Quality Guns?

👀👀👀

Male Mage Trev: “I was so shredded the Templars were trying to get me imprisoned, accusing me of blood magic. Poor bastards could’ve asked nicely so I would share my protein shake recipes.”

January 29 2018

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fruitsgood:

dawwwwfactory:

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

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thecomfortador:

“How do you feel about your character not surviving the trailer?” - Civilization VI Behind the Scenes with Sean Bean

fleamontpotter:

snapslikethis:

prongsmydeer:

snapslikethis:

i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james” 
“it’s the only way i’m going, lil” 
“fine but give me your wand” 
“my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?” 
“both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

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theavengers:

The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard (2017)

Written & directed by Loki Laufeyson

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

January 28 2018

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plastic-knives-and-forks:

ben-solo-trash:

emotrashkylo:

winterpunk:

cimness:

LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT

#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start

Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please

YES PLEASE

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i did the thing

derinthemadscientist:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

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