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June 28 2017

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bisexualr2d2:

“How would you describe yourself?”

“Where do you see yourself in the future?”

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bonesleo:

this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game

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mattymurdock:

Guardians of the Galaxy | Gag Reel

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meladoodle:

He means “nothing” but this is still not a text you want to receive from your father

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chungskings:

The famous scene in which Indy shoots a marauding and flamboyant swordsman was not in the original script. Harrison Ford was supposed to use his whip to get the swords out of his attacker’s hands, but the food poisoning he and the rest of the crew had gotten made him too sick to perform the stunt. After several unsuccessful tries, Ford suggested “shooting the sucker.” Steven Spielberg immediately took up the idea and the scene was successfully filmed.
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amoremiele:

my only moods 

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alexander the great was a weird horse girl

thoodleoo:

  • when alexander first saw bucephalus and found out that his dad philip didn’t want to buy the horse because he was unmanageable, he kept saying that it sure would be a shame to give up such an awesome horse
  • he kept saying this until philip was like well alex do you think you’re so great that you can tame this horse
  • of course alexander said yes
  • alexander tamed this Troubled Horse Who Lets No One Else Handle Him by being gentle to him and and turning him away from his shadow
  • literally like a Horse Girl Movie ™
  • philip was so amazed by this that he told alex that macedonia was clearly too small of a kingdom for him
  • in the words of a delightful ode to bucephalus, “fuck you, dad”
  • bucephalus became alexander’s favorite horse whom he loved without equal and who wouldn’t let anyone else ride him
  • one time bucephalus got kidnapped by persians and alexander freaked the fuck out
  • he promised that he would cut down every tree, burn all the crops he found, and kill every living creature until he got his horse back
  • needless to say, bucephalus was returned along with a plea for mercy
  • bucephalus then supposedly lived to be about 30 years old which is pretty long for an ancient horse
  • when he died alexander was so upset that he named a city bucephala after him
  • that’s right, a city named after his horse
  • somebody please make a Horse Girl Movie ™ about alex g
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ewan-mcgregor:

Colin Farrell being tired™ of his own self  

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noiropia:

Paradise. 

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cecaeliawitch:

thirstyboyzofokcupid:

veganelfprincess:

interquast:

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

This is like magic

Lmfao idiot

I got whiplash reading this

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brigwife:

brigwife:

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class


YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

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pagewoman:

 Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Inner Hebrides, Scotland

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